Post by randommajin on Nov 13, 2014 10:03:46 GMT -6
(services rendered- repair of one broken revolver)
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow seemed to be more in control of his faculties today. The blue majin sat in his smithe shop at a chair behind the front counter as he stared outside to the rest of the city outside. He just stayed in his little corner sort to speak, feeling that because of current past events, he should put himself in to a self-carried-out time out. "... Pbt."
[Ciel_Lucian] "oh my lord get away from me!!!" someone shouted. This voice seemingly came from just outside. This voice was very suddenly followed by a group of many other voices. Voices that were getting louder and closer to the door of Shadow's place of buisness. "But how do you get inside!? Its like a maze" Ciel shouted. "Just use the door you twit" someone said. "NO dont encourage him!" another shouted. The voice got louder till it seemed like a brawl, which came bursting throuht the door and inside where Shadow was. 50 people at least. Ciel among them. Almost all of them looking frantic or despret. "I got here first, im the winner. i have the winning ticket!!" one of them shouted nearly to shadows face. "Gods dam you that was my ticket" "You calling me a liar" "Im calling you a thief" At which point the argueing continued. A couple of people were taking medication in advance of their oncoming migranes. One person had found Shadow's liquer stash. Ciel seemed to be going through weapon parts under a table, but who knows what he was really up too.
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow was startled by the group of people rushing through the door, looking like he had no clue what the hell was going on. Soon though he noticed people were going through his things, which angers him enough to bring his hands up and slam them on the counter with a loud bang. "Enough!" He looks between the people one at a time, then brings a hand around pointing to Ciel. "First off- you! Get out of there!" He brings his hand to the pair that was fighting over a ticket. "You two! I don't give out tickets, you've probably got the wrong shop!" He points to the person in the liquor cabinet "And you get the fuck outta there!" He then looks to the rest of the people. "As for the rest of you, pipe down and get in line! No more fighting!"
[Ciel_Lucian] At first Shadow's yelling silenced the crowd. "Wrong shop!??!! The tickets have this address on it" the person waved the ticket infront of Shadow's face. "We were tolled that whoever was the first person to find a ticket and deliver it to your shop would win a cash prize as well as a year of free service from you" another said. "the ads in the paper said it was a limited time one day only event!" another person said. "When i checked on the internet, that you were personally behind all the advertisements and the one one scattered the tickets about in random places throughout the city" yet another person said. "And when i called the phone numbers in the ads the person we spoked too confirmed all these details" someone else said. "So you cant possible tell us that we got the wrong shop or this is made up.....unless you trying to back out. Is that what you enjoy makng a joke at all our expenses" a person said outraged. More people in the crowd became outraged as well, almost the entire group became one mssive thing of rage directled right at Shadow. There were two exceptions. The first being Ciel, who was being rather quiet and pretending to not pay any attention. The second being the fellow going through Shadow's liquor, who was still drinking his way through it.
[ShadowTheBuu] This was unexpected and he didn't know how to deal with this. "I DON'T EVEN USE THE INTERNET!" He would take one of the tickets, looking it over carefully. Meanwhile, as he was reading the ticket, he moves past a number of people and to the person in his liquor cabinet as he brings a hand around and grabs the person by the arm to pull them away from the cabinet and moves to toss them outside. "I didn't tell anyone to make these nor did I make them myself!" He tosses the drunk out the door, then walks off back to his counter. He handed back the person who he took the ticket from, moving back behind the counter as he looks towards the people again. "Do you even know what the hell I do here?!"
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[ShadowTheBuu] (No ma'am, we are the dead, and we claim your soul)
[Ciel_Lucian] When Shadow mentioned not using the internet, a couple of people in the crowd looked around to see if they could spot a computer of any sort, which they didnt. Though asking if they knew what he did at his place of bizness unleashed a flood of answers. "Sell Candy?" "Sell drugs" "Sell hair products for the bald?" "Sell skin dye to turn your skin blue" "Sell parts of your body on the black market for experimentation?" "You do massages and body rubs?" "Your a pimp?" "Your an NRA Advocat?" "You hire assassins?" "Your an expert at the oldest profession?" Then everyone in the crowd in shadow's workplace looked around at each other confused. "Wait!
If you werent behind any of this? Than who created and printed out all this tickets? And who paid for all the internet ads and advertisements in the paper???" "And whos phone numbers are these in the ads?" the person who asked that particular question took out their phone and dialed. The person next to them dialed another of the numbers. One of the numbers would call a phone in Cian's place. Another would call a cell phone that Ciel forgot was in his back pocket.
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[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow would pull to a stop, looking around as he heard a cell phone ringing. He knew what a cell phone was, and when the people pulled out theirs he wasn't that surprised. What surprised him, was the fact that someone's in the shop was ringing. Shadow's eyes would slowly move in a creepy manner towards Ciel's direction, stopping right upon the man's figure. The blue majin stood still as a statue for a small while, before bringing a hand around and points at Ciel. "Your butt is ringing!"
[Ciel_Lucian] Aside from the sound of the cell ringing, the room had become extremely quite as everyone starred at Ciel now. Ciel slowly glance towards the crowd. "Do I have something on my face ?" Ciel asked. "Oh my but is vibrating" he would reach into the back pocket and pull out the phone. "Shadow's Forge of forgery's. Only the realist fakes in the city. This is his assistant speaking, how can i help you?" Ciel answered the phone. The two people calling slammed their phones shut. The crowds stares turned quickly into glares. "your so dead!!!!" "Uh-oh" Ciel said as the crowd rushed towards him. Ciel became incorporeal and ran through the wall. At which point the crowd rushed out the door and ran down the street. "He went that way!!! Get that son of a bitch!" they could be heard yelling as they ran farther and farther away from Shadow's workplace. A mess of ripped up fake, but well done, tickets had been left behind and scattered all about the floor. A few minutes of genuinely peacefull silence would pass. Only to be ruined by Ciel who, while still incorporeal, would fall through the roof landing infront of the counter and place the broken pieces of his gun in Shadow's face. "So will you fix my gun pretty please now, accomplice???" Ciel asked, as if nothing had just happened.
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow would look to the gun pieces, blinking once at the entirety of everything that just happened. Even though he had these people all run in to his shop and give him hell because of what Ciel did, he would still reach a hand up and take the gun pieces and studies them carefully. "Don't print anything anymore without my permission." With that, the blue majin turns around and walks off to the counter to which he places the pieces upon to study them more carefully with a magnifying glass. "So what did you do to make this gun fall apart like this?"
[Ciel_Lucian] Ciel, as well as the broken pieces of his gun, would return to be corporeal a moment before Shadow grabbed the pieces. "Ah. Well the thing is....i had completely forgotten the location of where you work. So i needed a way to find it. I had suggestion followed the unicorns and maybe they would be nice enough to leave a glitter trail to here. But Cian suggested this instead. Shes very good with the computers and hacking into things. Wasnt it fun!? Anywho, my gun has been screaming in agony since the day Truiev sliced and diced it to pieces after a guy i had caused a car accident with had stole my gun and tried to use it on her. Then it sat in a gutter for couple of days until a rainbow led me to it. The screaming is really starting to hurt my eardrums.....or do they hurt because of what Cian puts in them in my sleep???" Ciel scratched his head for a moment while thinking about it. "anyway last time i tried to get you to fix it you were too bizy dealing with a fluffy cat ears lady, and a wall of fire. Why wasnt anyone having marshmellows? But who could blame you, Truiev is a fluffy cat ears lady too. Who can resist the fluffy cat ears!?!!" Ciel dove into a seeming endless ramble after that point.
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow would look to Ciel as he begins to ramble. "Stop it." Was all he said in a calm yet firm manner. He then looks to the gun pieces, tilting his head to the side as he begins to piece them together the best he could. "Yeah, this will take a while. I'll have to melt down the metal and reforge it." He would look back to Ciel. "Think you can wait a few hours?"
[Ciel_Lucian] "NOOOOO he's going to murder meeeeeee, i'm melting i'm MELTINGGGGG" Ciel heard his gun saying. "Shhhh its ok, i'll be here after your surgery waiting with cookies" Ciel said. "It better be blood soaked cookies or else!" Ciel heard the gun reply. Ciel looked up at Shadow with wide eyes and a smile and gave a double thumbs up. "Ow!" Ciel shouted as he felt Nez smack the back of his head. Ciel turned away from Shadow. "What was that for!?!?!" Ciel asked. "Arnt you forgetting something?" Nez said. "Did you want your katana fixed?" Ciel asked. "What? My katana is in perfect condition you asshole. I meant what about payment" Nez said. "SHHHH! Dont tell him i cant pay him, my accomplice can find that out later when we grab'n'dash" Ciel thought he was whispering but was actually saying quite loudly. "What happened to the money you stole yesterday to pay for the bogus advertisements for Cian's plan to help you relocate this place?" Nez asked. "I dont remember that...." as Ciel tried to remember, Nez facepalmed. Ciel turned around to face Shadow again, with a fake smile that he was trying to pass off as real. "No worries accomplice, i can wait. I know you'll do a super job!"
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow watched on at Ciel, not looking to be really bothered by the fact the man could not pay for now. "Don't worry about paying me, to be honest a lot of warriors don't seem to be making a lot of money these days" He turns and walks off behind the counter. He then grabs a clip board with a piece of paper, then a pen which he tests on a small corner of the paper to make sure the ink still worked. He then offers the pen to Ciel. "Sign name and date."
[Ciel_Lucian] "AWWWWWW you want my autograph!!! I'm touched accomplice, so so so so so so so touched" Ciel blushed. He couldnt take that clip board fast enough. He would try to sign it. "NOTHINGS HAPPENING!!!!" Ciel exclaimed. "You forgot to take the pen" Nez said. "OH!" Ciel then took the pen and went to sign it but stopped while he held the pen hovering a hairsbreath above the page. Ciel's expression went blank. "So sorry if you could just give me one second" Ciel told Shadow, and then turned his back to Shadow again. "WHAT!! What could it POSSIBLY be?!" Nez said annoyed. "I forgot how its spelt" Ciel thought he was whispering, but again...wasnt. "I need a drink" Nez said. "Oh they're over there" Ciel said pointing to the location of Shadow's hard liquors. While Ciel watched Nez drink down three whole bottles like it was nothing, Nez would spell out Ciel's own name to him. Afterwhich Ciel turned back towards Shadow and handed him the clipboard. While Ciel at least got the date correct, in the place where his name was, was instead a surprising well drawn tiny illustration of a unicorn at the center of a cat orgy, with a smiley faced sunshining above it. "I have no doubt that autograph will be of extreme importance and/or monetary worth someday" Ciel said as he sucked on the pen that he hadnt given back like a lollypop.
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow would look to the piece of paper that was made in to what was basically a piece of art now. At first, Shadow would give an odd stare at the picture, before shrugging his shoulders and sighs lightly. "Alright, good enough." He takes the piece of paper and peels it in two, handing the copy to Ciel in the form of a receipt. "Hold on to thi- actually it shouldn't matter if you don't, but still try to old on to it anyway."
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow seemed to be more in control of his faculties today. The blue majin sat in his smithe shop at a chair behind the front counter as he stared outside to the rest of the city outside. He just stayed in his little corner sort to speak, feeling that because of current past events, he should put himself in to a self-carried-out time out. "... Pbt."
[Ciel_Lucian] "oh my lord get away from me!!!" someone shouted. This voice seemingly came from just outside. This voice was very suddenly followed by a group of many other voices. Voices that were getting louder and closer to the door of Shadow's place of buisness. "But how do you get inside!? Its like a maze" Ciel shouted. "Just use the door you twit" someone said. "NO dont encourage him!" another shouted. The voice got louder till it seemed like a brawl, which came bursting throuht the door and inside where Shadow was. 50 people at least. Ciel among them. Almost all of them looking frantic or despret. "I got here first, im the winner. i have the winning ticket!!" one of them shouted nearly to shadows face. "Gods dam you that was my ticket" "You calling me a liar" "Im calling you a thief" At which point the argueing continued. A couple of people were taking medication in advance of their oncoming migranes. One person had found Shadow's liquer stash. Ciel seemed to be going through weapon parts under a table, but who knows what he was really up too.
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow was startled by the group of people rushing through the door, looking like he had no clue what the hell was going on. Soon though he noticed people were going through his things, which angers him enough to bring his hands up and slam them on the counter with a loud bang. "Enough!" He looks between the people one at a time, then brings a hand around pointing to Ciel. "First off- you! Get out of there!" He brings his hand to the pair that was fighting over a ticket. "You two! I don't give out tickets, you've probably got the wrong shop!" He points to the person in the liquor cabinet "And you get the fuck outta there!" He then looks to the rest of the people. "As for the rest of you, pipe down and get in line! No more fighting!"
[Ciel_Lucian] At first Shadow's yelling silenced the crowd. "Wrong shop!??!! The tickets have this address on it" the person waved the ticket infront of Shadow's face. "We were tolled that whoever was the first person to find a ticket and deliver it to your shop would win a cash prize as well as a year of free service from you" another said. "the ads in the paper said it was a limited time one day only event!" another person said. "When i checked on the internet, that you were personally behind all the advertisements and the one one scattered the tickets about in random places throughout the city" yet another person said. "And when i called the phone numbers in the ads the person we spoked too confirmed all these details" someone else said. "So you cant possible tell us that we got the wrong shop or this is made up.....unless you trying to back out. Is that what you enjoy makng a joke at all our expenses" a person said outraged. More people in the crowd became outraged as well, almost the entire group became one mssive thing of rage directled right at Shadow. There were two exceptions. The first being Ciel, who was being rather quiet and pretending to not pay any attention. The second being the fellow going through Shadow's liquor, who was still drinking his way through it.
[ShadowTheBuu] This was unexpected and he didn't know how to deal with this. "I DON'T EVEN USE THE INTERNET!" He would take one of the tickets, looking it over carefully. Meanwhile, as he was reading the ticket, he moves past a number of people and to the person in his liquor cabinet as he brings a hand around and grabs the person by the arm to pull them away from the cabinet and moves to toss them outside. "I didn't tell anyone to make these nor did I make them myself!" He tosses the drunk out the door, then walks off back to his counter. He handed back the person who he took the ticket from, moving back behind the counter as he looks towards the people again. "Do you even know what the hell I do here?!"
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[ShadowTheBuu] (hi
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[ShadowTheBuu] (No ma'am, we are the dead, and we claim your soul)
[Ciel_Lucian] When Shadow mentioned not using the internet, a couple of people in the crowd looked around to see if they could spot a computer of any sort, which they didnt. Though asking if they knew what he did at his place of bizness unleashed a flood of answers. "Sell Candy?" "Sell drugs" "Sell hair products for the bald?" "Sell skin dye to turn your skin blue" "Sell parts of your body on the black market for experimentation?" "You do massages and body rubs?" "Your a pimp?" "Your an NRA Advocat?" "You hire assassins?" "Your an expert at the oldest profession?" Then everyone in the crowd in shadow's workplace looked around at each other confused. "Wait!
If you werent behind any of this? Than who created and printed out all this tickets? And who paid for all the internet ads and advertisements in the paper???" "And whos phone numbers are these in the ads?" the person who asked that particular question took out their phone and dialed. The person next to them dialed another of the numbers. One of the numbers would call a phone in Cian's place. Another would call a cell phone that Ciel forgot was in his back pocket. [Truiev Deschain] (i may be back to rp or not. *disappears into a cloud of smoke*)
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[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow would pull to a stop, looking around as he heard a cell phone ringing. He knew what a cell phone was, and when the people pulled out theirs he wasn't that surprised. What surprised him, was the fact that someone's in the shop was ringing. Shadow's eyes would slowly move in a creepy manner towards Ciel's direction, stopping right upon the man's figure. The blue majin stood still as a statue for a small while, before bringing a hand around and points at Ciel. "Your butt is ringing!"
[Ciel_Lucian] Aside from the sound of the cell ringing, the room had become extremely quite as everyone starred at Ciel now. Ciel slowly glance towards the crowd. "Do I have something on my face ?" Ciel asked. "Oh my but is vibrating" he would reach into the back pocket and pull out the phone. "Shadow's Forge of forgery's. Only the realist fakes in the city. This is his assistant speaking, how can i help you?" Ciel answered the phone. The two people calling slammed their phones shut. The crowds stares turned quickly into glares. "your so dead!!!!" "Uh-oh" Ciel said as the crowd rushed towards him. Ciel became incorporeal and ran through the wall. At which point the crowd rushed out the door and ran down the street. "He went that way!!! Get that son of a bitch!" they could be heard yelling as they ran farther and farther away from Shadow's workplace. A mess of ripped up fake, but well done, tickets had been left behind and scattered all about the floor. A few minutes of genuinely peacefull silence would pass. Only to be ruined by Ciel who, while still incorporeal, would fall through the roof landing infront of the counter and place the broken pieces of his gun in Shadow's face. "So will you fix my gun pretty please now, accomplice???" Ciel asked, as if nothing had just happened.
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow would look to the gun pieces, blinking once at the entirety of everything that just happened. Even though he had these people all run in to his shop and give him hell because of what Ciel did, he would still reach a hand up and take the gun pieces and studies them carefully. "Don't print anything anymore without my permission." With that, the blue majin turns around and walks off to the counter to which he places the pieces upon to study them more carefully with a magnifying glass. "So what did you do to make this gun fall apart like this?"
[Ciel_Lucian] Ciel, as well as the broken pieces of his gun, would return to be corporeal a moment before Shadow grabbed the pieces. "Ah. Well the thing is....i had completely forgotten the location of where you work. So i needed a way to find it. I had suggestion followed the unicorns and maybe they would be nice enough to leave a glitter trail to here. But Cian suggested this instead. Shes very good with the computers and hacking into things. Wasnt it fun!? Anywho, my gun has been screaming in agony since the day Truiev sliced and diced it to pieces after a guy i had caused a car accident with had stole my gun and tried to use it on her. Then it sat in a gutter for couple of days until a rainbow led me to it. The screaming is really starting to hurt my eardrums.....or do they hurt because of what Cian puts in them in my sleep???" Ciel scratched his head for a moment while thinking about it. "anyway last time i tried to get you to fix it you were too bizy dealing with a fluffy cat ears lady, and a wall of fire. Why wasnt anyone having marshmellows? But who could blame you, Truiev is a fluffy cat ears lady too. Who can resist the fluffy cat ears!?!!" Ciel dove into a seeming endless ramble after that point.
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow would look to Ciel as he begins to ramble. "Stop it." Was all he said in a calm yet firm manner. He then looks to the gun pieces, tilting his head to the side as he begins to piece them together the best he could. "Yeah, this will take a while. I'll have to melt down the metal and reforge it." He would look back to Ciel. "Think you can wait a few hours?"
[Ciel_Lucian] "NOOOOO he's going to murder meeeeeee, i'm melting i'm MELTINGGGGG" Ciel heard his gun saying. "Shhhh its ok, i'll be here after your surgery waiting with cookies" Ciel said. "It better be blood soaked cookies or else!" Ciel heard the gun reply. Ciel looked up at Shadow with wide eyes and a smile and gave a double thumbs up. "Ow!" Ciel shouted as he felt Nez smack the back of his head. Ciel turned away from Shadow. "What was that for!?!?!" Ciel asked. "Arnt you forgetting something?" Nez said. "Did you want your katana fixed?" Ciel asked. "What? My katana is in perfect condition you asshole. I meant what about payment" Nez said. "SHHHH! Dont tell him i cant pay him, my accomplice can find that out later when we grab'n'dash" Ciel thought he was whispering but was actually saying quite loudly. "What happened to the money you stole yesterday to pay for the bogus advertisements for Cian's plan to help you relocate this place?" Nez asked. "I dont remember that...." as Ciel tried to remember, Nez facepalmed. Ciel turned around to face Shadow again, with a fake smile that he was trying to pass off as real. "No worries accomplice, i can wait. I know you'll do a super job!"
[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow watched on at Ciel, not looking to be really bothered by the fact the man could not pay for now. "Don't worry about paying me, to be honest a lot of warriors don't seem to be making a lot of money these days" He turns and walks off behind the counter. He then grabs a clip board with a piece of paper, then a pen which he tests on a small corner of the paper to make sure the ink still worked. He then offers the pen to Ciel. "Sign name and date."
[Ciel_Lucian] "AWWWWWW you want my autograph!!! I'm touched accomplice, so so so so so so so touched" Ciel blushed. He couldnt take that clip board fast enough. He would try to sign it. "NOTHINGS HAPPENING!!!!" Ciel exclaimed. "You forgot to take the pen" Nez said. "OH!" Ciel then took the pen and went to sign it but stopped while he held the pen hovering a hairsbreath above the page. Ciel's expression went blank. "So sorry if you could just give me one second" Ciel told Shadow, and then turned his back to Shadow again. "WHAT!!
What could it POSSIBLY be?!" Nez said annoyed. "I forgot how its spelt" Ciel thought he was whispering, but again...wasnt. "I need a drink" Nez said. "Oh they're over there" Ciel said pointing to the location of Shadow's hard liquors. While Ciel watched Nez drink down three whole bottles like it was nothing, Nez would spell out Ciel's own name to him. Afterwhich Ciel turned back towards Shadow and handed him the clipboard. While Ciel at least got the date correct, in the place where his name was, was instead a surprising well drawn tiny illustration of a unicorn at the center of a cat orgy, with a smiley faced sunshining above it. "I have no doubt that autograph will be of extreme importance and/or monetary worth someday" Ciel said as he sucked on the pen that he hadnt given back like a lollypop.[ShadowTheBuu] Shadow would look to the piece of paper that was made in to what was basically a piece of art now. At first, Shadow would give an odd stare at the picture, before shrugging his shoulders and sighs lightly. "Alright, good enough." He takes the piece of paper and peels it in two, handing the copy to Ciel in the form of a receipt. "Hold on to thi- actually it shouldn't matter if you don't, but still try to old on to it anyway."